Chapter 2: Thinking Aloud

From yahoo news:

Japan worker chided for wikipedia habit

Fri Oct 5, 9:40 AM ET

A Japanese bureaucrat has been reprimanded for shirking his duties to make hundreds of Wikipedia contributions about toy robots, officials said Friday.

The agriculture ministry said the bureaucrat, whose name was not released, contributed 260 times to the Japanese-language Wikipedia entry on Gundam, a popular, long-running animated series about giant robots that has spun off intricate toys popular among children and adults who belong to the so-called “otaku culture” of fascination with comic books, animation and robots.

“The agriculture ministry is not in charge of Gundam,” ministry official Tsutomu Shimomura said.

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LMAO. =)

now, instead of bickering, why can’t our legislators instead contribute to general knowledge of the world. i mean doing work>wikipedia>bickering.

since they barely do work, the next best alternative is wikipedia.

lol.

ok, i’m overgeneralizing, i’m sure some of them work their ass off.

i found this fact while surfin the net:

Priapism (an erection lasting more than four hours) is considered a medical emergency

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wow. thats umm..painful and inconvenient.

wouldn’t it like break? due to intense stiffness… lol

yup, a medical emergency alright. i wonder how you get such a situation? the dick just malfunctions? or it’s really just crazy hormones?

did God calculate that there was such a possibility for that?

ok, this is getting ridiculous…ciao. lol

My new nickname is ragee. (RA-GEE)

yes, i was a buying a ticket and the teller told me to spell out my name. So i did. the result was ragee.

either she’s deaf or i actually said ragee.

i think it’s pretty funny and cool. hey ragee, wats up….

it’s better than: hey agree, wats up….

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i wanted to shred ancient papers…mostly outdated invoices and receipts dating back to 2001. but our shredder was not functioning.

i did it the old fashion way. Tear it multiple times.

rawr.

it felt good.

In the beginning was the Plan
And then came the assumptions.
And the assumptions were without form.
And the Plan was completely without substance.
And darkness was upon the faces of the workers.
And they spake unto their supervisors, saying
“It is a crock of crap and it stinketh”.
And the supervisors went unto the Section Heads and sayeth
“It is a pile of dung and none may abide the odour thereof”.
And the section heads went unto their managers and sayeth unto them
“It is a container of excrement and none mayabide its strength”.
And the Managers swent unto their Directors and sayeth
“It contains that which aids plant growth and is very strong”.
And the Managing Director went unto the chairman, saying unto him
“It promoteth growth and is very powerful”
And the Chairman considered the Plan and sayeth unto the Board
“This powerful new Plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency of the Company”.
And the Board looked upon the Plan.
And saw that it was good.
And the plan became policy.

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LMAO.

link via lancerlord

damn. as if the comment that i speak softly was not enough to question my manhood? lol

so a friend (girl) randomly asked if i what? shaped my eyebrows….. i was like…eh? what? i’m not familiar with such terms. i dun do anything to my eyebrows or indulge in cosmetics. just facial washes. that’s all to my meterosexuality.

apparently my eyebrows are pretty? haha…yeah…it runs in the family i suppose, well at least in the brothers side. my sis is jealous of my brother’s eyebrows. he has pretty eyebrows too. hehe

oh well…i’ll take it as a compliment then. i was kiddin with them…start bidding so you can have my eyebrows…lol

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i think she enjoys being chased. but i just wish she’ll turn the tables ocassionally. well, this week will prove to be an eye-opener on how things are going to be. i just hope it turns out well.

girls are really hard to decipher. really. why?

hee. now a bilionaire. lol

next time i try of something more creative.

make your banner here.

(link from cowboycaleb)

i was just thinking…

- what if Voldemort is actually Harry’s father?

- Harry turns to the dark side.

- Minister of magic is voldemort?

- Dumbledore returns to life…just like Gandalf.

LOL

caught this bit in sister act. it was f’kin hilarious.

I don’t remember the exact words…but it went something to this tune…

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Bless us o lord with these thine gifts which we are about the receive from thy bounty. As I walk in the valley of darkness, I fear no hunger.

With the power vested in me, i declare this food ready to eat.

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Classic. xD